To Kill A Roachbug

 So I live down south and it is hot and humid here. And as much as we southerners love nature and the what not, we don't like the roachbugs. And do we ever have the roachbugs. They seem to like the environment because I will never forget I was gettin ready to walk into a store and what did I see run across the parkin lot. A roachbug. And when I saw it I got mad. I HATE roachbugs with a passion. Most people call the really big ones Palmetto Bugs or Water Bugs because the big ones like to live around a body of water. So if you live around a lake or a pond, forget it. So one night, I woke up to find that there was a roachbug infesting my kitchen. I did not have any bug spray so I grabbed my kitchen cleaner and sprayed that bug until I was sure I had, if not anything else, sufficiently cleaned that son of a so and so. And then it stopped moving and died. I thought "Hmmm...that worked better than actual bug spray and it smells a whole lot better." That became my new bug killer. Well then I decided to switch my cleaner for something a little more green. And let me tell you, that doesn't do squat for bug killin. So once again, I woke up in the middle of the night to find a roachbug in my kitchen lookin at me. I grabbed the first thing I could grab...my dish soap. As soon as I started pourin that soap on it, that thing died. This is even better than my old kitchen cleaner. So I decided to make me a spray. I went to the store and bought a spray bottle. When I got home, I poured about 2 Tablespoons of soap to about 8 ounces of tap water into my bottle. Gave it a little shake and TaDa! Roachbug Killer. It is the best stuff. But you have to spray it a few times to make sure you coat the little sucker. So if you have the occasional roachbug and you dont want to use harsh chemicals, make yourself a bottle of soap water, and you will have something that won't let you down.